Sherlock Paradise -- Parody of "Gangsta Paradise" and "Amish Paradise"

As I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Fear
I take a look at the case and realize -- oh Watson, my dear;
That I've been searching, reasoning so long that,
Even Mrs Hudson would know that my approach is wrong.
Leave Lestrade the credit though he didn’t deserve it
I’ve only lost four times, so that’s not unheard of
That engineer said the ceiling was coming down
Mention the woman to me and expect to see me frown
With the help of dear Toby I traced down the last of four
 That dart would have got me if it went down a bit more
I'm the sorta G the Baker Street Irregulars wanna be like
Solving crimes day and night earning bread and delight

We’ve been spending most our lives,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
Just my dear Watson and I,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
We give red head men advice,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
Finding what dancing men imply,
living in the Sherlock paradise.

Look at the Devil’s-foot root they got me sniffin’
I love my detective life, finding clues from the streets.
But now I gotta settle and have my seven percent;
Then we go to the Turkish bath to figure what all that meant.
I'm an uneducated genius with logic on my mind,
Got my cane in my hand and magnifying glass to my eye.
I'm a consulting detective out for my prey,
You cannot get away so prepare to pay.
Death ain't nothing but a waterfall away,
I’m fighting hard, do or die, what can I say?
It’s '91 now, I might live to see '92
The way things will go I don't know.

A boulder falls down, Moran I see --
That dangerous Colonel is after me.

We’ve been spending most our lives,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
Meet hounds glowing super sized,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
Beware of orange pips bone dry,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
We clean twisted lips from guys,
living in the Sherlock paradise.

Eastern wind is coming, such coldness and bitter;
Never happened before, maybe some will wither.
Everybody's fighting, but many ain't realizing
What Sherlock I’ve been doing, foreign espionage stoppin’.
They say they gotta solve, but nobody's there to guide them,
If they can't understand it, how can I teach them?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't,
So here you go -- that’s why I’m not in Scotland Yard.

We’ve been spending most our lives,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
We stalk people in disguise,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
I fight snakes in rooms locked tight,
living in the Sherlock paradise.
For the public I shall die,
and solve puzzles in my afterlife.