Sunday, February 4, 2018

Know Thyself – A parody of Justin Bieber’s Love Yourself (Abridged Version)

I respect the laws thus I will not flee
Unexamined lives are not worth living for me
Since the time of departure has almost arrived
Could someone please help me lead out my wife?

And yes I did write a hymn
Along with poetry based on Aesop’s Fables, yes my mind is stable
And I don’t think the soul will be gone
When it’s freed from this coil created by the gods
Maybe I can prove that:

The soul is immortal to destroy your dread.
Eternal psyches contrast bodies to be shed
And how else can we explain
The knowledge we recollect
And yes I see
You don’t wish to speak up to deject

But if you dislike the points I make that much;
Present your concerns; Please gnothi seauton
I believe them though I have yet to shown them
So quit worrying and gnothi seauton

Now we see the soul resemble what’s divine
And the body something approaching demise
And even after leaving this body so frail
The invisible soul must survive the veil

The sun is setting, so here’s my final proof:
The soul is immortal, since it is what causes life
And thus it is a form,
And won’t become its opposite;
And yes I see
It pains you to see me take this shot

Please don’t dislike the way I chose that much;
Stop your tears; teleiton alypos.
Oh Crito, we owe a cock
To Asclepius – don’t forget to pay the debt.